You give my middle finger an erection

Congratulations, you’ve unlocked a rare talent. 🖕🔥 Our "You Give My Middle Finger an Erection" T-shirt is perfect for those who deal with enough nonsense to make their patience hit rock bottom daily. Whether it’s annoying people, dumb questions, or just life itself, this tee lets everyone know they’re pushing all the wrong buttons. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, ultra-soft for all-day attitude, with double stitching on the neckline and sleeves—because flipping the bird should always be comfortable.

😈 For sarcasm pros, zero-patience individuals & middle-finger enthusiasts
👕 Super soft, comfy, and unapologetically rude
🔥 Perfect gift for those who suffer fools unwillingly

Because some people just bring out the best (worst) in us. 🖕💀😂

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), QuinTees ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at tees@quintees.com or write to us Moerheide 17 - 9220 Hamme.

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