If you think Murphy’s Law is bad… just wait. 💀🔥 Our "Murphy Was an Optimist" T-shirt is for those who know that if something can go wrong, it will—but probably much, much worse. Whether you have the worst luck imaginable or just appreciate a good dose of dark humor, this tee sums up your daily reality. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, ultra-soft for all-day comfort, with double stitching on the neckline and sleeves—because life is already hard enough.
😈 For unlucky souls & dark humor lovers
👕 Super soft, comfy, and existential crisis-approved
🔥 Perfect gift for the professionally doomed
Because if Murphy had met you, he’d have rewritten the law. 😆💀🚨
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
QuinTees ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at
tees@quintees.com or write to us
Moerheide 17 - 9220 Hamme.Size guide
|
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
S |
28 |
18 |
M |
29 |
20 |
L |
30 |
22 |
XL |
31 |
24 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
3XL |
33 |
28 |
|
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
XL |
78.7 |
61 |
2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |