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Unfortunately I Am Awake

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• Tags: dumb, fuck life, life sucks, pessimist, quote, sarcasm, sarcastic, stupid

Description

Against my will, I am here. 😴🔥 Our "Due to Unfortunate Circumstances, I Am Awake" T-shirt is perfect for those who hate mornings, love sleep, and require a legal reason to be out of bed. Whether it’s work, responsibility, or just bad luck dragging you into consciousness, this tee lets the world know you are not amused. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, ultra-soft for maximum comfort, with double stitching on the neckline and sleeves—because if you’re awake, at least you should be comfy.

😈 For night owls, sleep addicts & morning haters
👕 Super soft, comfy, and anti-awake approved
🔥 Perfect gift for those who wake up reluctantly

Because this was not part of the plan. 😡💀☕

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), QuinTees ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at tees@quintees.com or write to us Moerheide 17 - 9220 Hamme.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7
M	73.7	50.8
L	76.2	55.9
XL	78.7	61
2XL	81.3	66
3XL	83.8	71.1

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Return Policies

📦 Because each item is custom-made, returns aren’t possible unless there’s a production issue.

Provided the conditions in our refund policy have been met, refunds will be processed using the original form of payment. You can return an item purchased online by posting it to us. Please contact customer service for return address. Please note that delivery costs will be excluded from the refund unless goods are returned in accordance with your statutory rights (e.g. they are faulty or not as ordered).

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